Found this to be hilarious.
And true.
Here's the text:
Dear Mr. President
"Mr. President, this job can't be fun for you any more. There's no more money
to spend--you used up all of that. You can't start another war because you
used up the army. And now, darn the luck, the rest of your term has become the
Bush family nightmare: helping poor people. Listen to your Mom. The cupboard's
bare, the credit cards maxed out. No one's speaking to you. Mission
accomplished.
"Now it's time to do what you've always done best: lose interest and walk
away. Like you did with your military service and the oil company and the
baseball team. It's time. Time to move on and try the next fantasy job. How about
cowboy or space man? Now I know what you're saying: there's so many other things
that you as President could involve yourself in. Please don't. I know, I know.
There's a lot left to do. There's a war with Venezuela. Eliminating the sales
tax on yachts. Turning the space program over to the church. And Social
Security to Fannie Mae. Giving embryos the vote.
"But, Sir, none of that is going to happen now. Why? Because you govern like
Billy Joel drives. You've performed so poorly I'm surprised that you haven't
given yourself a medal. You're a catastrophe that walks like a man. Herbert
Hoover was a s___y president, but even he never conceded an entire city to rising
water and snakes.
"On your watch, we've lost almost all of our allies, the surplus, four
airliners, two trade centers, a piece of the Pentagon and the City of New Orleans.
Maybe you're just not lucky. I'm not saying you don't love this country. I'm
just wondering how much worse it could be if you were on the other side.
"So, yes, God does speak to you. What he is saying is: 'Take a hint.' "
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
TTFN
NO MORE BU--SH--
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